Valentine's Day 2000


	Valentine's Day 2000 at Virtual North Woods
	Send someone a 2002 Valentine Message..... to be unveiled right here on Febaruary 14!! Submit your message here.

Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.
Felix, you ain't no fool.
Rox

Cricket and Shocker,
I'm glad to know the real you's......
True friends... always.
JJ.

Chef Kara says...... "Way to man's stomach is through his heart. "

Yo, Ms. January,
Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yore too special,
you sweet thang you.
Your Real Man

All the distance between us has gone away,
now is the time for fun and play.
I have loved you these many years,
finally we switch gears.
Be my valentine forever more, come into my arms.
Lazerus

Lazerus,
This is the kind of love you never recover from......
Dorable

Oooh, Mayor Cim,
I'm really hoping for a heated campaign!! You can stuff my ballot box anytime.

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

You done took me to heaven, T.
Love you with all my being.
M

Libby,
You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.
Bobby V.

My Fellow Americans,....
I feel your pain.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

You make me all jiggly inside, Teddy.
Oooooh, come again, soon.
Buggsy

Kim and Mary were sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First came love,
Then came garage saling,
Here they come with a beanie baby carriage!

To The Boyz at the 'Hood Top Ten Things Men Understand about Women
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Cowboy,
You broke my heart for the last time. I'm driving a Lexus, now, baby!! So eat your heart out.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

Lazerus,
If the limits of forever are memory and dreams,
then I have loved you forever ...
and I will love you forever.
Dorable