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Consider yourself lucky; suppose your errors were published every day like those of a baseball player

Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock

My decision is maybe - and that's final

Castles in the air are all right as long as you don't step out of the door

Show me a man with a million dollars and I'll show you a man who's rich

"That's the end of my tale", as the monkey said when he backed into the lawn mower

You show me a loser and I'll show you a loser