LOVE IS ONE LONG SWEET DREAM AND MARRIAGE IS THE ALARM CLOCK

Retired pharmacist Grady was celebrating his 97th birthday and all of his friends complimented him on how athletic and well preserved he looked. "What is the secret of your success?" they asked. "My wife and I have been married for 75 years," he replied. "On the day of our wedding we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had an argument, the one who was proven wrong would go outside and take a long walk. I owe my robust health to the fact that I have been taking long walks, day after day for some 75 years now."