A Little Super Bowl Humor
MINNESOTA'S TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
60 Above-Floridians wear coats, gloves and wooly hats. Minnesotans sunbathe.
50 Above-New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.
40 Above-Italian cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the windows down.
32 Above-Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
20 Above-Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans have the last cookout before it gets cold.
15 Above-New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Minnesotans throw on a sweatshirt.
0 Degrees-Californians fly away to Mexico. Minnesotans lick the flagpole.
20 Below-People in Miami cease to exist. Minnesotans get out their winter coats.
40 Below-Hollywood disintegrates. Minnesota's Girl Scouts start selling cookies door-to-door.
60 Below-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Minnesota's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 Below-Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Minnesotans rent some videos.
100 Below-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get frustrated when they can't thaw a keg.
297 Below-Microbial life survives on dairy products. Minnesota's cows complain of farmer's with cold hands.
460 Below-All atomic motion stops. Minnesotans start saying…"Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 Below-Hell freezes over. The Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl.
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